Every now and then, everyone has brain farts. You forget making change, you misspell the word “definitely” or perhaps you only wore mismatched socks. However, that was all taken by these folks to a completely new degree. Perhaps I”m being a little bit unpleasant, but…likely not.
1. No… Only… no.
2. That”s not what those are for.
3. Please discontinue utilizing the World Wide Web. GO AWAY.
4. You know, they’ve a word for it.
5. That”s REALLY NOT what you ought to happen to be correcting. Only FYI.
6. Fine attempt, man.
7. However horrible this man is, the girl who retweeted it’s not better.
8. That”s probably not how you need to use a car wash, but knock yourself outside.
9. That is why we are hated by other nations.
10. Oh, baby.
11. Nope, that”s not how that’s used.
12. … You understand what, not lighting up is possibly the best choice with this man.
13. Please, someone find this girl and also make her wear a helmet so she doesn”t bulge into matters.
14. Let”s only fake her tote inadvertently flipped over while she was using it right.
15. I truly trust she”s not from great britain.
16. It”s about context hints, Dayna.
17. He understood to fall on his own sword.
18. Tragically, someone who doesn”t understand what “Benz” is short for possesses a BMW.
19. It’d be amusing if she wasn”t being serious.
20. No one in their right mind would believe it is recommended.
21. No, they definitely can”t take that away from him… because he never did it.
22. Someone please snitch that infant. She certainly isn”t interested.
23. Perhaps she just went to the US. And is four years old.
24. She gets an A for effort.
25. It merely took 1 minute to him to recognize this error. This guy is a hero (relative to everyone else on this particular list, at least).
26. Yep, that”s just what it seems like.
27. … God that is good.
28. Posted by the sole man on world still utilizing a Blackberry. Makes sense.
29. Well, how about that.
30. Please, oh please, let this be a random auto correct.
After seeing that my IQ fell 30 points. Now it”s in the negative.
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