26 Hilarious Cats Who Have Seen Things They Can Never, Ever Unsee

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Perhaps you have walked into an area and found your cat using a appearance on their face? An appearance that both states, “I understand most of the secrets of the cosmos,” and “I’ve noticed something that can not be hidden.” The expression that is cryptic can cause one to get stressed for a second. In other words, if you’re not laughing your head off.

Needless to say, it is generally something or only a peculiar sound in the corner of the eye causing the reaction that is stupid, but it really is hilarious all the same.

1. “Tots. Are. Terrifying.”

"Toddlers. Are. Terrifying."

2. “Oh no, that is what my abdomen seems like??”

"Oh no, <em>that's</em> what my belly looks like??"

3. “THESE MATTERS CAN MOVE?”

"THESE THINGS CAN MOVE?"

4. “Dude. what have you been eating?”

"Dude. What have you been eating?"

5. “Do I scent tuna?”

"Do I smell <em>tuna</em>?"

6. “This doesn’t sense like ‘just a trimming.'”

"This doesn't feel like 'just a trim.'"

7. She simply downloaded all of the secrets of the universe.

She just downloaded all the secrets of the universe.

8. “These issues OPEN?”

"These things OPEN?"

9. “Have you even NOTICED the wellness code report with this area?”

"Have you even SEEN the health code report on this place?"

10. He endures from PTFD: post-wounding fly illness.

He suffers from PTFD: post-traumatic fly disorder.

11. “Whatever ‘cuddle’ signifies, I do not enjoy it.”

"Whatever 'cuddle' means, I don't like it."

12. “I noticed what you and mother did last night.”

"I saw what you and mom did last night."

13. “Have you actually stopped to think about… like, the universe?”

"Have you ever stopped to think about, like, the universe?"

14. “WHAT IS THAT TWIRLING CONTRAPTION???”

"WHAT IS THAT TWIRLING CONTRAPTION???"

15. “Don’t measure on the the size. You may not enjoy it.”

"Don't step on the scale. You won't like it."

16. “I discovered something…unsavory in here.”

"I found something...<em>unsavory</em> in here."

17. “Hey, sky-booms? Can we talk this through like adults?”

"Hey, sky-booms? Can we talk this over like adults?"

18. “Comma splices. COMMA SPLICES EVERYWHERE.”

"Comma splices. COMMA SPLICES EVERYWHERE."

19. “You wouldn’t really like to go close to the litter-box for a while…”

"You don't want to go near the litter box for a while..."

20. His entire kitten life is flashing before his eyes.

His whole kitten life is flashing before his eyes.

21. “You place yourself in water… ON PURPOSE?”

"You put yourself in water...ON PURPOSE?"

22. “Man, this catnip is off the charts.”

"Man, this catnip is off the charts."

23. “We had an arrangement with that guy – dwelt there…gets a treat.”

"We had an arrangement with the other guy who lived there...he gave us treats."

24. “The feather was pursuing me within my vision again.”

"The feather was chasing me in my dream again."

25. “What monster recorded over my instalment of Cat Whisperer?”

"What monster recorded over my episode of <em>Cat Whisperer</em>?"

26. “No…please…whyyyyy.”

"No...please...whyyyyy."

Lifestyle, man…am I correct?

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