5. Joe Flacco / Bert
Are you wacko for Flacco? No? Well, hes the quarterback for the Baltimore Ravens, and hes been raking in the dough from that massive contract he earned after winning the Super Bowl. Of course, Joes performances since then have been up-and-down affairs. So, when Ravens fans have to console themselves after Flacco throws yet another interception, they take some solace in the fact the he looks like the Sesame Street character Bert.